What's great about being a character actor is you know that you can survive forever. It's not about the gloss of your eyebrows.

quote by Martin Short
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime.

quote by Martin Short
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

All these things that enter your head are assignments. You write them up and then throw them out there and if someone wants to do it, your assignment is done.

quote by Martin Short
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny.

quote by Martin Short
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!