I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about.

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I know if I were to drop dead now, people would probably write nice things in the obit.

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You try to figure out things to keep yourself interested. It's very easy to get lulled.

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Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied.

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I've never done an improvised movie as a fictitious character. I think that's the challenge.

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You go through publicists because it's easy for a publicist to say to another publicist, ""No"".

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My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized.

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All you're trying to do in an improvisation is get as much material as possible for the editing room.

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I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace.

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I hate to lull the audience into letting them think that something is something. It's always fun to defy expectations.

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