Eating without conversation is only stoking.
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Life begins when a person first realizes how soon it will end.
One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.
A sparkling house is a fine thing if the children aren't robbed of their luster in keeping it that way.
A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it.
A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by a mother who sees that the others get it.
No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent.