I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

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We all think we're going to get out of debt.

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I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

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Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.

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We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that.

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I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

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A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?

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You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.

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I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

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I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

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