I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

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All my life, I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

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If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

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There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

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Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

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Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

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What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.

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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

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