No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

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It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

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I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

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