If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.