I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
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I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account.
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I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent.
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The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
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The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.
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I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.
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I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.
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