I have a rude thought every three seconds!
To be honest everything goes over my head a bit.
I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.
If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.'
We know there's no use in getting miserable, so we go out on the town instead!
I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!
I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!
I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.
I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.
My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!