The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

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I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

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At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.

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And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.

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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

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It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

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Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.

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It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.

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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!

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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

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