Women love a self-confident bald man.
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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
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I just feed off the energy of the audience.
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Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
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I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.
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Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.
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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
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