If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

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I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

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Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.

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Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.

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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

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Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.

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Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.

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I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.

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It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.

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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

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