Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

Kurt Vonnegut in Timequake
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The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.

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If you would be unloved and forgotten, be reasonable.

Kurt Vonnegut in God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
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Ignore the awful times, and concentrate on the good ones.

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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.

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It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead.

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To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon.

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Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.

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Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John.

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How nice--to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.

Kurt Vonnegut in Slaughterhouse-Five
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