The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

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When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

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I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

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No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

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I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

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