I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

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I see an issue I like, and I support it.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Young people are the key to this election.

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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.

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If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.

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I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

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We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

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We were a country band with a social conscience.

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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

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