You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

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The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

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A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.

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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

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Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

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William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

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