Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.
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If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
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No wonder people are so horrible when they start life as children.
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He resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again.
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Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
Kingsley Amis in One Fat Englishman, 1963
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There was no end to the ways in which nice things are nicer than nasty ones.
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It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children.
Kingsley Amis in One Fat Englishman (1963)
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It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life as children.
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Laziness has become the chief characteristic of journalism, displacing incompetence.
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I sometimes feel that more lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pate than any other.
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