If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
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Hmmm... I never get the answer I think I'm going to get.
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It's filled with... baking soda. Because it really smells.
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I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.
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If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked.
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My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.
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