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Juan Olivarez

hot piquin rainbow,
yellow, orange, purple, red.
Capsicum frutens.

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I smell fragrant air,
The mist rolls in from the sea,
Solitude on beach.

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Love Is Funny A novice Soon Learns

Love is funny a novice soon learns,
your heart beats uncontrollably,
And your stomach churns.

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Why Do Birds Fly In The Air

Why do birds fly in the air,
And not swim in the sea?
Cause for their feathers they must care,
Swimming ain't no cup of tea.

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There once was a girl from L.A.
Who constantly went out of her way.
To wiggle her hips,
And pucker her lips,
Passing by she made everyone's day.

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A detective with nary a clue,
Said to the lieutenant 'I knew,
That the butlers the one,
He done dood it and run,
Or maybe like a tweety he flew.'

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A cajun that lived in a bog,
Would eat every night like a hog.
Alligators and snakes,
But he never ate cakes,
He would put those outside for his dog.

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A crooked politician I knew,
Took kickbacks as his rightful due.
But he fell in a sting,
And he started to sing,
He's in jail now with his entire crew.

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There was an old lady from Cuba,
Who loved playing a big old bass tuba.
But Fidel said 'oh no,
That tubas got to go.'
Now she plays jazz guitar in Aruba.

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A little old lady from York,
Would eat only well seasoned pork.
And she never ate fries,
Cause they went to her thighs,
But she did enjoy popping a cork.

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