The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.

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I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.

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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.

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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.

Joseph Heller in Catch 22
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When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as ""Catch-22"" I'm tempted to reply, ""Who has?""

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Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

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Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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