I intend to live forever or die trying.

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Every writer I know has trouble writing.

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Rise above principle and do what's right.

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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

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He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

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I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

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