My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.

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For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.

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I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

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This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute.

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If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

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Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

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I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.

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My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

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You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.

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We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.

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