I use very few muscles at the best of times.
Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!
I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.
With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.
You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.
We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.
I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.