When turkeys mate they think of swans.
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Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
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We're more effective than birth control pills.
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People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
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