I believe the Sabbath; I keep the Sabbath.
You cannot work with men who won't work with you.
I believe in the unconscious state of the mind in death.
Brother Jones is not my product, and I am not responsible for anything he writes or says.
I believe that the end of things man-made cannot be very far away - must be near at hand.
I think I am the oldest member and have been in good standing longer than any other member of this church.
If you can get some of the devil's money to use for the Lord's work, if you have to borrow it, it is all right and carry on the work.
Is God a man with two arms and legs like me? Does He have eyes, a head? Does He have bowels? Well I do, and that makes me more wonderful than He is!
A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food.
I am, I think the only surviving member of the original Battle Creek church. The church was disbanded, with the exception of thirteen members, in 1870.