Faith is like a kernel of wheat.
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Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
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I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?
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Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
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In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.
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Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
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A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.
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The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
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There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.
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