I just don't like travelling very much.
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Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
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It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.
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I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff on telly.
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I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing it for a lot of people.
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With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list. It is something I do intend to get.
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People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.
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I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed to me but I think to have to move with the times. Try out different areas and not get stuck in 1978.
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The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time, and I didn't want my name in Timeout and people from working coming along and taking the piss.
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Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the initial style you couldn't watch for more than ten minutes without wanting to kill me.
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