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Jim Samuels

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

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Remember folks stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

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Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.

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