Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

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It's amazing what one can do when one doesn't know what one can't do.

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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

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Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

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There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

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