Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.

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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

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That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.

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Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.

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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

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Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

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That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres -- two doubles and a triple.

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Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

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There's a high pop-up behind second. Richardson has got it and he's under it.

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The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

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