Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a squirrel.

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I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.

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You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.

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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

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There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

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They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

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Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

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Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

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