Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.

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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

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Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.

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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

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You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

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One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

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