If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start looking very carefully to the right and left.

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I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

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A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

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Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

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Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

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I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas

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Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he _becomes_ polite.

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