Blogs are for anoraks who couldn't get published any other way.

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Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride.

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Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat.

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Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.

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The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

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Obviously I've spent most of my working life with men and they have this way of operating which seems a bit alien to me.

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Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep.

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I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

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