The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

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Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

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I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

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I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

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When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

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To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

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Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

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When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.

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I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

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