One of my friends went on a murder weekend... now he is doing life for it.

quote by Jack Dee
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

quote by Jack Dee
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

quote by Jack Dee
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!