If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
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It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
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Growing old is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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