An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

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What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?

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What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive

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What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?

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