I've only read two books in my life: Baseball Sparkplug and Love Story.
If I stay healthy, I have a chance to collect 3,000 hits and 1,000 errors.
A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that.
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
I could have played another year, but I would have been playing for the money, and baseball deserves better than that.