I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

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I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

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Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

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This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.

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On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

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