Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.
If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.