A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors.
I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas.
Bishops are like umpires. You have to have them to call the close decisions.
The joy of giving is indeed a pleasure, especially when you get rid of something you don't want.
When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he'd learned in three years.