True nostalgia is an ephemeral composition of disjointed memories.
Writers who have nothing to say always strain for metaphors to say it in.
I'd rather rot on my own floor than be found by a bunch of bingo players in a nursing home.
Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind.
He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.
In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order.
Americans worship creativity the way they worship physical beauty - as a way of enjoying elitism without guilt: God did it.
American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.
Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.
The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.