Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
Just go up to somebody on the street and say ""You're it!"" and then run away.
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60%.
Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60 percent.
I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.
I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I'm gonna rip it off.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.