I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.
A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin.
Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.
I was completely loyal and faithful to Stephen throughout this time as, indeed, he assured me he was to me.
I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly I'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me.
Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it's only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly.
I certainly don't want a child of mine to be famous, or anyone I was very close to who isn't yet... It's the worst thing to be trapped in your house not be able to leave.
I keep getting these extraordinary letteres, really weird ones from American sports stars - I've always thought you were one pretty lady and now that you're single I want to meet you for a drink.
I would seriously question whether anybody is really foolish enough to really say what they mean. Sometimes I think that civilization as we know it would kind of break down if we all were completely honest.