Only a weak mind seeks ultimate answers.
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.