I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.
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Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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You gotta have swine to show you where the truffles are.
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If Attila the Hun were alive today, he'd be a drama critic.
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A play is fiction - and fiction is fact distilled into truth.
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I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
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The thing that makes a creative person is to be creative and that is all there is to it.
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What people really want in the theater is fantasy involvement and not reality involvement.
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The difference between critics and audiences is that one is a group of humans and one is not.
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American critics are like American universities. They both have dull and half-dead faculties.
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