Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

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There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

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The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

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Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

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Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

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A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

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It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

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Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

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The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

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Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

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