

I wanted to be a radio announcer.
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My kids are so much better parent than I was.
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I have four children and I have seven grandkids.
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Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.
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Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.
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I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.
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I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.
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So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.
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