Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.